supernaturral:

 [interrupting Marty & Jennifer’s kiss] Save the clock tower!

-Back to the Future 1985

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

karenhallion:

queenmera:

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Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time

deaneggsandsam:

deaneggsandsam:

i find a guy attractive do i stab him??

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ollygollymolly:

hurleyquinn:

mishas-dick:

Feeling down? Here.. have a Misha Smile.

Is it bad I smiled back?

Nope that’s the point

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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They grew up great. They grew up heroes

LLMNS